Good morning and happy Monday. Matt’s got trophies on his mind this week as the season clatters to an end…
You join me on this fine Monday morning with AFC United on the brink of football immortality. This band of Alex Ferguson Cast Offs are challenging on four fronts. What stands between us and the ultimate glory? Judging from last week, only Aston Villa….every time.
We’re 3pts clear of Man United in the league, but our action picks up in the knock out stages of the Champions League, away to Intern Milan in the quarter finals.
It’s a great advantage to take back home. Our centre-back pairing of Duncan and Hall keeping Ronaldo quiet, but letting Maurice give Inter some hope
Hello and welcome to match week 7! We’ve already seen one European Super League fall flat on its face this week, but I can assure you that this one is going nowhere. We’ve got a whopping 14 matches for you this week, with Champions League and UEFA Cup action sandwiched between 2 rounds of league matches, but we kick this week off with the League Cup semi-finals…
The first match was in Spain, where Ross’ Man Utd hosted Dean’s Ajax. After playing out two goalless halves, it was David Beckham’s goal in the first period of extra time that separated the two sides. With star striker Peter Van Vossen seemingly hitting a drought, Dean even gave his least favourite striker, Patrick Kluivert, a whole 15 minutes to try and rescue the tie, but to no avail and Ross was the first manager into the final.
The 2nd semi was in Serbia (Yugoslavia in old money), with Marseille taking on Milan. With Maldini back, Dave’s mate “Baresi Bollocks” was on the bench. Dave thought he’d taken an early lead through Laudrup, but he muttered some expletives as it was chalked off, and typically Marseille took the lead less than a minute later to rub salt in the wound. Boksic then missed yet another penalty and the rest of the match was quite frankly a goal fest, with a goal almost every 10 minutes, and Zak running out 6-3 winner.
The Johan Cruyff derby was next, with Deano’s Ajax just a point ahead of Philip’s Barcelona. Barca quickly found themselves 3-0 up after half an hour, and Ajax looked to have pulled one back just before half time only for it to be ruled out after yet another commentator’s curse from me. Ajax battled back to just a goal behind early in the 2nd half, but Stoichkov and Salinas put the final nails in the Ajax coffin to win 5-2.
Next up Nathan took on Andrew in the 2nd “Der Klassiker“ of the season. Their first meeting produced 10 goals, with Andrew winning 6-4, so revenge was on Nathan’s mind. Herrlich gave Dortmund the lead to the words “get lost” from Andrew and it remained 1-0 at half time. Nathan once again resisted pressure to bring on Barry Combe, and his side added a 2nd late on through the man who is now Dortmund’s sporting director, Michael Zorc.
Matt’s Juve had been going well lately, with 3 wins from 4, and had the rarity of a fully-fit squad to choose from. The old lady led early through Di Livio, and held on to the lead for most of the match before an inspired late substitution from Dave saw Raducioiu come on to equalise, quickly followed by a strike from Costacurta. After 14 minutes, Dave said Raducioiu’s job was done, and swapped him for De Napoli, who sat in front of the back four for the remainder of the 2-1 win.
Such has been the abysmal form of my Real Madrid side, and the excellent form of Zak’s Marseille, I went into this one with my usual level of zero expectation. It was a very even match, and looked to be heading for a stalemate, but this was my lucky day, and after six long weeks without a victory, Raúl struck with 18 minutes left on the clock to finally hand me my first three points of the season. Sorry, Zak!
Rob is the latest manager to have his squad decimated through injuries, so much so that I jokingly named them “Red Cross” last week. It was a case of another week, another formation for Rob, but it didn’t take long for Ross to take the lead through Andy Cole. Cole added a second, and then Rob’s problems worsened when Nadjdoski (who’s animal nickname I can’t remember) got sent off. Nevland and Scholes both netted to make it 4-0 before Prosinecki got a late consolation.
Before the second lot of league fixtures, we have to squeeze in two European games for Zak and Philip. Zak’s Marseille held a 3-1 lead over Rapid Vienna going into the 2nd leg of their UEFA Cup tie, and they repeated the same feat to sweep aside their Austrian opponents and book a date with Udinese in the next round.
Philip scooped his second manager of the month award at the beginning of the night, and was looking to stay top of his Champions League group as he faced Steaua Bucharest. An injury crisis among his forwards meant a start for Iain Feroz, who despite having a Spanish-sounding last name, is actually a grey Scottish youngster. He did well on the right wing with a rating of 7 as Barca easily bagged another 3 points.
Dean and Rob were up next. Both managers elected to change formations, Dean went for a 4-3-1-2, and Rob tried a 4-2-3-1, with Darko “The Cobra” Pancev rejoining his attack. After an early discussion from Dean about Forward Right/Lefts being useless, Marc Overmars obviously had a point to prove and proceeded to bang in a hat trick in the first half an hour. This was followed by a Jari Litmanen goal to make it 4-0 at the break. Binic scored with 14 minutes remaining and it wouldn’t be an Ajax win without a Van Vossen goal, with “Beetlejuice” himself popping up in the last minute to make it 5-1.
Next were Nathan and Ross. Like Rob, Nathan had several injuries in his squad, with 5 of his defenders out, so he had to cobble together a back line capable of keeping Cole and Yorke at bay. It was goalless at the break, after a quiet first 45 minutes which saw just 2 shots on target. Dortmund took the lead on the hour via Kirovski, who would have been pleased to show his former employers what they’re missing. But United’s never say due attitude paid off at the end with David Beckham rescuing a point for his side.
After both suffering defeat in their opening matches, Matt and Andrew would both have been wanting to bounce straight back in this one. There were a few chances in the first half but neither team was able to break the deadlock. The second half ticked on, but the old Warhorse, Pietro Vierchowod gave Juve the lead on the hour. Bayern got a deserved equaliser 6 minutes later from Alexander Zickler, but it was immediately cancelled out by what turned out to be the winner through Gianluca Vialli.
The penultimate game of the evening saw both of our sides playing European football, Marseille and Barcelona. Barca were dealt a huge injury blow as they lost Koeman after just 2 minutes, and after drawing a blank in his last match, Rudi Völler more than made up for it by firing in a brace to put l’OM 2-0 up inside half an hour. Salinas replied to make it 2-1 at half time, and then levelled just before the hour and it remained 2-2 until the final whistle. The last time these two met in the league it was 1-1, so maybe next time we’ve got a 3-3 on the cards!
The last action of the night was myself against Dave at the Bernabeu. Going into a match off the back of a win was unfamiliar territory for me, and Christian Karembeu put us on track for a second victory of the night after a quarter of an hour. But cometh the hour, cometh another inspired substitution from Dave and that man Raducioiu was there to undo-do-do all our hard work and snatch a point for the Rossoneri late on. Dave had the lion’s share of chances, so I can’t complain too much, and I’d have taken 4 points at the beginning of the night.
So after this week’s games, Ross remains top, but there’s been a bit of movement between the other sides. I’m finally off the bottom at the expense of Rob, Philip and Matt have both moved up a place, Dean has dropped a place, and after leading not so long ago, Zak finds himself 5th! Don’t forget you can watch this week’s action by clicking here
And so ends another week, and despite the real-life rise and fall of the European Super League, our league still stands strong. See you next week!
Amici benvenuti! It’s Friday in CM97/98 world and my group of outsiders find themselves 2nd in Serie A and still in the Coppa Italia and UEFA Cup. So let’s see what this week brings…
Up first is a trip to France for the 2nd leg of our UEFA Cup 4th round tie with Bordeaux. Hofland has formed a solid partnership with Okoronkwo and he shows that he is just as handy at the opposite end as he heads in from a corner to give us a half time lead. The 2nd half is quiet, but we consolidate our lead and prevent Bordeaux from having a single shot at goal in their own back yard.
Happy Monday! Matt’s collecting Man Utd youngsters again so let’s see how he’s getting on
Hello and welcome back to my Monday blog, where I’m giving the young players that didn’t make the grade at Manchester United a fresh chance of glory in the red, white and black, guided by some veterans keen for a last hurrah. There’s familiar names in our squad and a few unknowns.
At the end of part 1, despite succumbing to a hatrick by the Divine Mullet (Mark Hateley), we are sitting pretty at the top of Division Three, spearheaded by the goals of David Brown.
Our action picks up in late October and that man Brown seals a thrilling encounter with 3rd place Barnet with a late, late header.
Good morning! A big happy new year from all of us at cm9798.co.uk. Luckily, our blogger contracts have rolled over to 2021 so Matt is here to take you back to Wales for a new season.
A Happy New Year to you all. 2020 had it’s ups and (mainly) downs but we’re still here, playing CM9798 and blogging away. Time to embrace a fresh start and throw away the Bounty’s in the tub (no one will eat them anyway), stick Michael Buble back in the freezer and ring in the new year.
Our fresh start is life in the Premier League – we made it out of Division One via the playoffs at the second time of asking and my Welsh lads are keen to make their mark on the big time, plus this season ends with Japan 2002 and I aim to get Wales there.
Last time out, our promotion celebrations were tempered by the vultures circling on some of our brightest and most talented young players.
Just before the end of season update, John Toshack bid for David Parry to join his Welsh revolution at Aston Villa. Tosh had already robbed me of Mark Cross in the summer break and Parry has the dreaded Big Club Release clause, so hitting reject only hopes to increase the transfer fee really…..
Hola! and welcome to the finale of season 3 with the Basque Boys. We won’t be defending our Copa Del Rey crown, but we’re 4th in the league and in the Cup Winners’ Cup Final. 3rd spot is still achievable, and if we can secure that and win our 1st European title, that would be a great season. Let the story continue…
We begin at home to Deportivo. It’s 2-1 at half time after Etxebe’s 9th and 10th goals of the season with a Kanu goal for Depor in between. Etxebe isn’t finished and gets his hat trick after the restart and adds a 4th just past the hour. He seems to do better in a 2-3-1-2-2 so this may be something to look at, but the other end where I have concerns.
Merry Monday! For one final time this year, we’re off Wales to see if Cardiff can finally make it to the Premier League. See you in 2021 Matt!
It’s Monday, we’re mid-table, we’re in Division One – it can only mean time for the end of season run in to see if’ll be holding out for a hero or stage a convincing turnaround (bright eyes) in form to reach the promised land of the Premier League.
Maybe it’s too early on a Monday for Bonnie Tyler song lyric puns?
Why not start with some 4th round FA Cup action to distract us from our league gloom?
Well, what about that then? A convincing demolition of the baggies if ever I saw one. Drinks on Queen Street tonight boyo.
Peter might well be the most educated man I know. That or he just makes all of this up. He’s certainly got Alloa reading well having finally won the SPL last week. What will the new season bring?
“When people cease to believe in God,” G.K. Chesterton once wrote, “they come to believe not in nothing, but in anything.” Christopher Hitchens added “When people cease to trust the word of authorities, they often become not more sceptical, but more credulous. A truly hard-headed person could object that those who believe in God or in the benign ways of government were already prepared to believe in anything.” But there is one thing you now have to believe in is the well-nigh unbelievable truth that Alloa are the reigning Scottish Champions.
Yes, the ultimate Alba silverware is shining brightly in the Rec trophy…shed, operating a strict two-in-two-out policy as half of the wooden shack is taken by the groundsman’s lawn mower and kettle.
First bit of business out of the way and I don the perm and await the backlash on the stadium steps. No one turns up so I slip off to the pub for a quick pint…
Hola compañeros gerentes! We’re back in Bilbao for another feast of Friday football. The Basque Boys currently sit in 4th place in La Liga, 2 points behind 3rd-placed Valencia, but 17 points behind Real Madrid in 2nd, so 3rd place is realistically the best we can hope for. Let us continue…
We begin with a visit from Sevilla, who after finishing 8th last year following promotion, are struggling in 18th currently. We start well and after a string of chances we take the lead on half an hour through Laslandes’ 24th league goal of the season. Sevilla have the better of the 2nd half, but it’s a repeat of the score the last time we played them.