Ross is back with another episode of the Gazza and Maradona soap opera from White Hart Lane. It’s January and both survived the Christmas party. Catch up with part 2 here
Hello, welcome back one and all. Maradona has rocked up at the lane. And he would only join if the man below joined.
Don’t let the look deceive you, it seems to be working.
We left last time in a place. Doing well in the league and only really Man Utd pulling away in first.
New year and its 3rd round FA Cup and home to Walsall time. Easy right?
Not a happy bunny. We score they score, we score again, they score again. A replay awaits us.
For some reason Kieron Dyer called me up about taking this job. Can’t think why, plus how did he get my number?
In typical spurs style, we put our struggles against a lower league behind us and beat a good prem side away.
This win gears us up nicely for the replay.
Yeah take that Walsall. Nice to see Rory Allen score. I had almost forgotten about Chris Armstrong as well.
Coventry feel the force of my anger next. Even David Howells scores. This did cause a few minutes of panic in the stands as people thought the world was ending. Managed to calm the situation and win 6-1.
Tried a bicycle kick, only problem was it was in the car park. He asks if he could help with coaching, after crying with laughter for 10 mins I stop rolling on the floor and realise he wasn’t joking. OK I say, but no showing off.
We do miss his creativity in the next game (the dreaded champ man curse strikes)
Coventry in the next round of the cup next, again it should be fine as we blew them away only a few games ago.
Sadly my strikers have gone shy and the board aren’t happy.
You me both pal.
Another replay, maybe it’s how we are going to win the cup.
Word of warning NUMBER 36: Never let Maradona apply gel to your star keeper.
We continue our odd league/cup form by tearing Blackburn a new one. Sir Les even finds his scoring boots again.
FA Cup replay again, something about playing under the lights at the Lane that gets the players going.
Tough last ten mins but I’m not losing to a side with 83-year-old Gordon Strachan in their team.
More good news as Diego is passed fit for the West Ham, on the bench but it means I get my office back. Lad never took his shoes off and it stinks of cigars.
Nice. Even Judas (no I’m not forgiving or forgetting) gets a 10, plus Maradona get 20 mins.
Next up Barnsley away. Gazza winds Diego up by telling him the Barnsley fans will turn up with pitch forks and burning effigies after what happened 12 years before. I find Maradona in the toilets wide eyed and curled up on the floor.
Let’s say he didn’t have the best of the games.
Nor did anyone. The Zoo gets sent off and we somehow struggle to get near their goal.
This lets Man United go far ahead. Not happy.
Quarter-Final time, away to Newcastle. I tell the players they have a chance of winning this cup. And to actually win it in one game.
They actually can listen.
Remember Darren Anderton? Yeah, he was finally fit. And he scored. A chance for a semi for my players to enjoy.
I get an email while back at HQ. ‘YOUR PLAYER SAIB CAN’T PLAY FOR YOU ANYMORE’ stupid work permit was denied. Yet somehow, he gets a pay off of nearly a million.
Rules state I have to replace like for almost like. As Saib was an attacking midfielder this opens up a spot for another. Bakayoko will do. Diego asks ‘who this is?’ Gazza just wants to know if the local Ice Cream van comes to the training.
(Note the lack of screen shot, it was erm.. lost in the post)
So that rounds up part 3. The league maybe out of reach, but can we get Maradona to Wembley, to win the cup for Tottingham?
Top of the table looks like this:
And now the bottom:
Can Barnsley pull off a great escape? Probably not.
Anyway I have 43 voicemails from K.Dyer to deal with. Most of them just him talking in awful Italian.
Ciao for now.
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