As we move into 1999, it’s a case of de ja vu as some of Scotland’s most average clubs decide my players are the ones they want. Division 2 is still difficult but the Premier League has branched out a bit. Why am I angry? Let’s find out.
One man who is probably in a worse position than me is Roy Hodgson, who is Alan Sugared out of Blackburn
Ray Harford steps in. However this seems to open the floodgates to stupidity
Some of London’s biggest clubs going out of their way to make themselves look ridiculous. There are some reputable transfers at least
Meanwhile at Darlo, these two idiots don’t know what I’m doing for them
At Christmas as well, for goodness sake. They both have big club release clauses, but nobody wants them. So why kick up a fuss? Morons. Sit down and shut up.
Besides, look what has happened again
Newcastle of course have Tomlinson up front, paired with Michael Laudrup. Obviously.
We take a first minute lead but Tomlinson equalises and it’s largely downhill from there. Still, we’re getting closer, kind of.
In the more realistic world of the Windscreen Shield (yeah.) we’re in the Area Final
Unfortunately we lose over 2 legs to Chris Waddle’s Burnley. If you think that’s bad…
For what reason!?!? You do not need him, you shits. So that’s him gone and a chance for young John Ritchie to make a claim for a permanent place.
Oh come on man Dundee Utd, you already took Mainwaring.
Jerks. Billy Mac, who goes on to star in Love Actually is the latest to be poached. It’s turning into quite a transfer deadline week. I’m short of options to say the least now
Whoop-de-bloody do. Here’s how the Division 2 table sits with just 8 games to go
It’s tight like a toiger with just 3 points between us in 5th and Bristol City in 12th. It’s feast or famine for Darlo, with only 6 draws. The defending has been pretty poor, to say the least, at times.
Anyway, my troubles aside the League Cup Semis throw up two local derbies
Man Utd/Everton will be quite the average final. The FA Cup also has some oddities
Carlisle take Boro to a replay at Brunton Park but Boro run out comfortable 3-0 winners, so it is they who face Chelsea in a repeat of the 1997 final. Looks like Man Utd/Chelsea again…
In the Champions League, Man Utd knock out the holders
Ajax taking out Real Madrid is interesting, and I think Fergie will be happy with the Semi Final draw
One thing he won’t be happy about is not being top of the league
With the games in hand though, they are actually on for the Quadruple. They only managed the treble in real life, so that’s some history for you.
Meanwhile at the bottom, Newcastle have one solitary win.
Somehow, Dalglsih holds on to his job. I don’t know how, but they seem to like not winning.
So we live in hope that my Scots reject Scotland…but I doubt it. Join us again, won’t you?